7:30 pm

2 pm & 8 pm on Saturday

PAY WHAT YOU CAN Preview on Thursday

Thurs, Dec 12 - Sun, Dec 15

🎄✨ HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular! ✨🎄

Get ready for the holiday event that defies tradition. HAIL SANTA is a riotous, fiery, and fabulously hellish holiday extravaganza brought to you by Salty Broad Productions. Join a ragtag group of Christmisfits as they travel through the North Portal in search of the holiday spirit—and the true meaning of Broadmas!

Expect the unexpected: Drag! Burlesque! Musical Theatre! Santanic rituals! High camp, low brow, and a sizzling blend of fire and ice. This is not your grandma's holiday pageant—this is an electrifying ride through the underworld, where the holidays are anything but merry.

With signature Salty Broad whimsy, flair, and audience interaction, you'll be immersed in every outrageous moment.

✨ Don’t forget your best holiday costume! We’re hosting a costume contest, so come dressed in your most festive (or fiendish) attire for a chance to win a prize!

🌟 Starring:

  • Vivian Vanderpuss

  • Aquamarina

  • Sweetness The Clown Slut

  • Lil’ Jam Jam

  • Ingrid Moore

  • iMAX Fernandez

  • Sam Graham

  • Sylvester Staletto

  • Aria Okay

  • Julie Mombourquette

  • Titty Titty Bang Bang

  • Lola Rainbows

After the smash hit Salty Springfield: An Immersive Simpsons Cabaret, the unforgettable Matchmaker Monday series, and the 2019 Fringe hit GRL PWR, Salty Broad Productions is creating a bold new holiday tradition for Victoria audiences.

🔥 This December, make the Yuletide Gayyyy 🔥

HAIL SANTA—because the holidays can be hell... and that's exactly how we like it.

📅 December 12-15
📍 Metro Studio Theatre, Victoria
🎟️ Tickets on sale now!

Thursday, December 12th is a Pay What You Can Preview. Tickets are available on a sliding scale from $10-35. Pick the price that suits you!

All other performances are $40 advance ($50 at the door).

Purchases of 4+ tickets get 10% off - so call your friends and don your gay apparel!

If the ticket price poses a financial barrier for you, we have a limited number of discounted tickets for $25. These tickets are reserved for members of the BIPOC, LGBTQIA2S+, and disabled communities who may be facing financial limitations. Please reach out to us via email at saltybroadproductions@gmail.com to receive the discount code.

Age 19+

The Metro Studio is located on the lands of the Lekwungen People, now known as the Songhees and Esquimalt Nations. We give our thanks and respect to the stewards of these lands, and to elders, past, present and future.

The Salty Broads gratefully acknowledge the support of the CRD Arts & Culture Support Service